Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.
I had to have this
Connor “Don’t Fucking Touch Me” Kenway ft. Revere, Lafayette, and Washington.
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
the only reason football players have those big gates in front of their faces is so they don’t start kissing during the game
That awkward moment far far away.
Most relevant post on my Tumblr.
I am going to legitimately cry at this
This is what terrifies me about the ocean.
the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo
you finally understand finding nemo
It’s like falling off a cliff in slow motion
Dude that first one gets scarier every second you view it.
Didn’t wanna sleep tonight anyway
About time for bed. I oughta see what’s new on Tumblr before I lay down.
Sleep is now cancelled.
Holy flip that first one though…
Where are all of these from?! I know the second to last is from Mama, but I don’t know the rest.
You have no Family anymore, no Friends, no Future. Your Losses are far greater than ours.